Tuesday, September 07, 2004
haha.. went blog-surfing den saw dis on 1 of the blogs i read..
Answering machine...
(a). Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the phone right
now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up
and down, and I like doing it left to right...real slowly. So leave a
message, and when we're done brushing our teeth we'll get back to you.
(b). Hi, this is John. If you are the phone company, I've already sent the
money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are myfinancial aid
institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you
owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have >plenty of money.
(c). Hi, I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave
me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
d). Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent.
Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.
haha.. too bad i dun haf answering machine. cld really haf put it to gd use YESTERDAY NITE. stupid asshole. pissed me off lyk hell. i'm glad i said the 2 WORD he'd always wanted me to say. i cant say its any1's fault, but i dun think i'm at fault. mayb dat's the prob with me. i dun really seem to think i'm in the wrong most of the time. bleahs.. i dun care. i dun care much abt anything.. din used to, not now, not ever
random thoughts at 2:39:00 AM
